/**
* @function brewBeer
* @description An algorithmic abstraction of the brewing process, modeling fermentation as a non-deterministic process.
* @param {string} beerStyle - The desired style of beer, e.g., "IPA", "Stout", "Sour".
* @param {number} batchSize - The desired volume in gallons.
* @param {boolean} enableHappyAccidents - If true, allows for emergent, undocumented features.
* @returns {Promise<Beer>} A promise that resolves to a delicious, albeit virtual, beer.
*/
async function brewBeer(beerStyle, batchSize, enableHappyAccidents = true) {
// Initialize primary dependencies & system resources
const malt = await procure("Finest Grains", { type: "2-row" });
const hops = await procure("Humulus lupulus", { profile: "alpha_acid_dominant" });
const water = await filter("H2O", { purity: "absurdly-high" });
const yeast = new Yeast("Saccharomyces_cerevisiae_worker_thread");
const { Patience } = require("zen-developer-tools");
let wort; // This will hold our unstructured data stream of fermentable sugars.
console.log("Initializing brew process... Validating dependencies and schema.");
// STAGE 1: The Mash - An enzymatic conversion algorithm.
try {
console.log("Executing mashing algorithm... transforming complex carbohydrates to simple sugars.");
const temperature = beerStyle === "Stout" ? 154 : 152; // A deterministic function, unlike my project estimates.
wort = await mash(malt, water, { temp: temperature, duration: "60min" });
if (!wort.validateSchema('fermentable_sugars')) {
throw new Error("Type mismatch: Expected sugary wort, got bland liquid. Process terminated.");
}
} catch (error) {
console.error("Fatal error during mash process: ", error.message);
console.log("Rolling back transaction... Manual GC (Garbage Can) may be required.");
return null;
}
// STAGE 2: The Boil - A high-heat process to denature proteins and isomerize alpha acids.
console.log("Forking a high-heat process. Now sanitizing and beginning isomerization.");
wort.boil({ duration: "90min" });
// Schedule hop additions on the event loop.
// Bittering addition
setTimeout(() => {
console.log("Executing hop addition sub-routine (bittering).");
wort.add(hops, { amount: "calculated_IBUs", time: "60min_remaining" });
}, 30 * 60 * 1000); // 30 minutes in
// Aroma addition
setTimeout(() => {
console.log("Executing hop addition sub-routine (aroma).");
wort.add(hops, { amount: "volatile_oils", time: "15min_remaining" });
}, 75 * 60 * 1000); // 75 minutes in
// STAGE 3: Cooling - A race condition against unwanted microbial processes.
console.log("Executing rapid cooling protocol to prevent contamination.");
await wort.cool({ targetTemp: "60F", efficiency: "O(log n)" }); // Aiming for logarithmic cooling efficiency.
// STAGE 4: Fermentation - An asynchronous, black-box process.
console.log("Committing wort to primary fermentation vessel. Initializing yeast worker pool.");
const fermentationProcess = new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
ferment(wort, yeast, { onComplete: resolve, onError: reject });
});
// We can only observe the side effects (bubbles).
await Patience.waitFor(fermentationProcess, {
duration: "2 weeks",
logStatus: true,
});
if (enableHappyAccidents && Math.random() > 0.9) {
console.warn("Heisenbug detected: state changed upon observation. Classifying as 'Experimental'.");
beerStyle = `Experimental ${beerStyle}`;
}
// STAGE 5: Conditioning & Packaging - Final QA and deployment.
console.log("Entering conditioning phase. Running garbage collection on off-flavors.");
const stableRelease = await condition(fermentationProcess.result, {
phase: "beta",
duration: "1 week",
});
console.log("Packaging for distribution. Compiling to final format (kegs).");
const keggedBeer = await keg(stableRelease, { batchSize: batchSize });
console.log(`Build successful. Version ${beerStyle}-v1.0.0 is now available in production.`);
console.log("Note: May not be backwards compatible. Please clear your palate before tasting.");
return keggedBeer;
}